Cow Abductions 2026 12" x 12" Wall Calendar

Description

UDDERLY UNDENIABLE – The truth is out there, and we are not alone. Probe the mysteries of the universe as benevolent bovines are beamed up to the Milky Way in the out-of-this-world 2026 Cow Abductions 12" x 12" Wall Calendar. From Moo-F-O’s to extraterrestrial cowhands, these close encounters of the curd kind will have you laughing till the cows come home.

PLAN IN STYLE – Stay organized with our 12” x 12” monthly wall calendars, the perfect fit for any home or modern office. Six bonus months from July to December 2025 provide a smooth transition into the new year, while large monthly grids from January through December 2026 offer ample room for jotting notes and planning.

PICTURE-PERFECT QUALITY – Printed with soy-based inks on high-quality FSC-certified paper, our large format 12” x 12” wall calendars offer smooth writing, crisp readability, and vibrant imagery, making them a welcome accent to any space.

EFFORTLESS SCHEDULING – Enjoy ample space to note events, track appointments, and easily organize activities. Manage busy schedules at-a-glance with clearly noted moon phases (CST), holidays, and observances.

THE PERFECT GIFT – Full of intergalactic hilarity, the 2026 Cow Abductions 12” x 12” Wall Calendar is the perfect gift for science fiction fans, aspiring space farmers, and anyone who thinks Area 51 would make an ideal grazing pasture.