Life is short, so Wine Not! The witticism of this wine-centric calendar is sure to charm you. Illustrated quips inspired by your favorite crisp white, a blushing rosˇ, or jammy red talk about the joys of imbibing with friends, sneaking a glass of mom juice in the pantry, and prioritizing life choices like saving your carbs for wine. Not the least bit complex, with a long, lingering finish, each month will make you smile and appreciate the miracle born of the simple grape. Printed with soy-based inks on FSC certified paper, the calendar features large monthly grids that offer ample room for jotting notes, along with six bonus months of July through December of 2020. Also includes moon phases (CST), standard U.S. and international holidays.